My brother just sent me an e-mail that he found lost in the archives of his outgoing e-mails. I believe he was practically in hysterics. Apparently (I forgot, but now I remember…) I sent this e-mail from his account to www.askvampirebear.blogspot.com some LONG time ago. With my brother’s permission, of course. I used to love this website but then I stopped visiting so I wonder if the question was ever answered. I advise y’all to check it out.
Anyway, this is what I wrote. LOL!
Dear Vampire Bear,
I am asking you this question via a website as it is REALLY EMBARASSING and I want to make sure things remain anonymous. Please do not be offended however. My question is this. I seem to have a thing for a member of a different species than myself, and I think that there is a BIG age difference between me and my love interest as well. (I must confess, its YOU. I don’t know how old you are, but I suspect you must be at least in your 400’s, and I am only in my double digits! What am I thinking? I don’t know! But you are so darn cute!) That having been said, is this so wrong? And are you available? If not please help me to get over you, as if I can’t have you right now I think I will go and eat large quantities of ICE CREAM.
I LOVE YOU!
-Human Girl.
If anyone sees that he responded, please post a link to my site. Ah, nostalgia!
